Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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