It's Friday. Sex?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
