i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
wakey wakey hands off snakey
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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