butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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