I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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