can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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