I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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