He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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