Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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