I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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