Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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