Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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