Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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