Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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