I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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