I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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