Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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