Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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