Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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