Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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