i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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