Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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