I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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