seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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