would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
i now understand why vodka
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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