So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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