we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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