God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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