I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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