did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
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