that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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