It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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