also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
