Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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