Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
This girl is more easily done than said...
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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