the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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