I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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