That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Is it because I queefed?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
