well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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