I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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