Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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