That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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