return my video game
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
how do flat chested girls get laid?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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