My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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