Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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