JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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