I want to have your abortion
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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