FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i came on her dog
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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