That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
