Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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