how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I am mentally ready for anal.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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