Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
