I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
do nipples grow back?
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