So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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