That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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